"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
Everything good in life.
Alternative title: kitties being little shits and wanting attention while you’re trying to read
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
it’s so neat living next to your significant other I mean at midnight you can just walk to their house and give them a slice of cake and be like ok here u go buddy *smooches ur face* and then go back home with a dorky grin on your face how neat is that
im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail