masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
things i like:
things i do not like:
- reading for a grade
- learning for a grade
so basically school ruins my motivation for things
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
when u start liking the antagonist
The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad
I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.
kitten meeting the sun for the first time
HEY GUYS LOOK IM ON A POSTER
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information